What makes a good concert venue? Since moving out to California, I’ve been able to get to quite a few more than the limited amount in Philly, DC, and Baltimore. And though I’m sure this list will be completely subjective, it’s been floating through my head over the last few weeks, so here goes:
Lighting: You have to be able to see, this is true. But a venue that’s as bright – or brighter – than it is outside makes it feel like Disney Channel’s version of a rock concert. Leave the lights to the acts, keep the house lights somewhat dimmer, and waaaaay down once the show starts (even between acts). The only time it’s appropriate to bring them to full is well after the show, when it’s just the few groupies getting the last of their merch (and trying to flirt with security for a trip backstage), and the techies breaking everything down.
Décor: again, leave Disney Channel to designing the next High School Musical set *cough*House of Blues*cough*. One of my favorite venues in the world is the 9:30 Club in Washington, DC. You know what’s on their walls? Nothing. On the floor? Trash…and old beer spills. Some old posters are cool, and of course the posters from upcoming shows, but there’s no need for you to have quilts and abstract art on the walls – the place should be dim anyway! The coolest design I’ve seen lately: Chain Reaction in Anaheim, CA. They’ve purchased tshirts from bands that have gone through in years past, and nailed them to the walls. Any wall space that’s not covered in thsirts is covered with bands’ stickers. And the bathrooms’ walls are covered with graffiti. Though most of it is stupid, it’s still pretty awesome seeing a really old All-American Rejects tshirt next to the sound guy, or an Anarbor sticker on the stall wall.
Layout: You should be able to see the stage from just about anywhere in the room. The best example of this is the Recher Theater in Towson (Baltimore). The entrance hallway is somewhat long, but once you get through, it opens out to the stage, directly in front of you. Along one wall is the bar, along the other is merch. Basically, once you hand your ticket over, you are three steps from being able to see the stage head on. Entrances on the side are understandable sometimes (you can’t always rebuild the building), but if it can be avoided, it should be. Long thin rooms like the Electric Factory in Philly don’t work – the people in the front have a great view, but the people in the back seem miles away, and there aren’t that many spots in front because of the width. The balcony (if there is one) shouldn’t obstruct the view of the floor below it, and there’s no reason why you should need TV feeds of the show playing in the same room *as the show*.
People: The people make the place, and the place brings the people. If the décor is too corporate or cheesy, the kids will be too. One of my favorite securities guards ever was “that guy” at the 9:30 club (so famous he even had a front-page article written about him in the University of Maryland campus newspaper). He had gauged ears, shaved head, full sleeves, and he scared the crap outta you…but he *made* the venue. The few shows I went to and didn’t see him up in front, watching for crowd surfers, I was actually kinda sad. I understand that you can’t hire people who don’t apply, but in a customer service industry, looks *do* matter (and anyone who thinks differently should look at the tips I made wearing tight jeans vs the nights I wore my men’s pants). So why not hire the person that fits the venue?
Prices: I understand that a lot of the problems with ticket prices have nothing to do with the venues, but if the choice is between, say, Sum41 (which would end up being $20 a ticket) and All Time Low (which would end up being $15 a ticket), why not book the cheaper band? Spend less on a ticket, you’re more willing to spend more on food and merch (which venues *do* get a cut of).
With all that being said, here are some of my favorites, some good ones, and the ones to skip:
The Best of the Best:
9:30 Club, Washington DC
www.930.com Small (1200 capacity) room, easily accessible by Metro, good layout, great grungy atmosphere, cool history, and a knack for booking a wide range of new and old (but all amazing) artists.
Random facts: won the Pollstar “Nightclub of the Year” honor four times, and for most of that time was Pollstar’s top ticket-selling club; was featured in multiple music videos and concert DVDs, including Jimmy Eat World (DVD), Bob Mould (DVD), and the Beastie Boys (“Triple Trouble” video features posters from their performance there).
The Recher Theater, Townson MD www.rechertheatre.com
Extra small (700 capacity) room, surrounded by free/cheap parking, good layout, good atmosphere, host plenty of local artists, even breaking a few into bigger venues.
Emo’s, Austin TX www.emosaustin.com
Extra small room, good layout, very accessible stage, cool local atmosphere, one of the main venues of the South by Southwest festival.
The Troubador, Hollywood, CA www.troubador.com
Small room, good layout (with a 2 seating areas good for parents), very accessible stage, laid-back atmosphere, has a *long* history of breaking artists, and is one of the places bands go when they need a 1 or 2 show break from the bigger venues. Plus, John Lennon got kicked out for heckling. ‘Nuff said.
First Unitarian Church, Philadelphia, PA
Smallest room of all (literally a basement), no atmosphere, limited parking, the only good thing is that, well, it’s a church basement, therefore the max audience is 50. Help launch indie Philly/east coast bands. Extra cool: it’s on the National Register of Historic Places. *Held one of my personal favorite shows of all time: Alex Gaskarth and Zack Merrick acoustic, 6.13.07
Stone Pony, Asbury Park, NJ
www.stoneponyonline.com Small room, ok layout, very accessible stage, laid-back beach atmosphere (across the street from the ocean). The launch-point of Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi (the only good things to come from NJ).
The good:
Key Club, Hollywood, CA www.keyclub.com
Chain Reaction, Anaheim, CA www.allages.com
TLA, Philadelphia, PA www.livenation.com/venue/getVenue/venueId/1681
The Trocedaro, Philadelphia, PA www.thetroc.com
Starland Ballroom, Sayerville, NJ www.starlandballroom.com
Knitting Factory, Hollywood, CA/New York, NY
www.knittingfactory.comChameleon Club, Lancaster, PA www.chameleonclub.net
Croc Rock, Allentown, PA www.crocodilerockcafe.com
Festival Pier@Penn’s Landing, Philadelphia, PA http://www.livenation.com/venue/festival-pier-tickets
The bad:
House of Blues - Sunset Strip, Hollywood, CA www.hob.com
House of Blues - Anaheim, Anaheim, CA www.hob.com
Electric Factory, Philadelphia, PA www.electricfactory.info